{"id":67,"date":"2009-03-20T09:37:07","date_gmt":"2009-03-20T09:37:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/tomas.ring.lt\/blog\/2009\/03\/lietuviai-jama-lenkija\/"},"modified":"2009-03-20T09:37:07","modified_gmt":"2009-03-20T09:37:07","slug":"lietuviai-jama-lenkija","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/tomas.ring.lt\/blog\/2009\/03\/lietuviai-jama-lenkija\/","title":{"rendered":"Lietuviai jama Lenkij\u0105"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Lietuvi\u0173 prekybin\u0117 invazija \u012f Ryt\u0173 Lenkij\u0105 vyksta jau kelintas m\u0117nuo, o \u0161i\u0173 met\u0173 kovo 11-j\u0105, m\u016bs\u0173 tautai \u0161vent\u0105 dien\u0105, u\u017evir\u0117 \u012fnirtingas m\u016b\u0161is.T\u016bkstan\u010diai zlotais ginkluot\u0173 lietuvi\u0173 kar\u017eygi\u0173 patrauk\u0117 atlietuvinti
\nistorin\u0117s Jotvingi\u0173 \u017eem\u0117s. <\/span>Lengvoji Marijampol\u0117s folksvagen\u0173 kavalerija jau septint\u0105 valand\u0105 ryto (Lenkijos laiku) apsupo prekybos centrus Suvalkuose, u\u017ekirsdama keli\u0105 lenkams \u012fsigyti b\u016btiniausi\u0173 maisto produkt\u0173.
\nKaip \u017einia, alkanas lenkas \u2013 menkas kareivis. <\/span>Kauno d\u017eip\u0173 sunkiosios artilerijos divizija smog\u0117 \u012f Balstog\u0119, pakeliui nu\u0161lavusi lenki\u0161k\u0173 de\u0161r\u0173, kumpi\u0173 ir aliejaus u\u017etvaras Augustave. \u0160iame mieste lietuvi\u0161kojo ekonominio imperializmo kult\u016briniai \u017eenklai ypa\u010d ry\u0161k\u016bs. <\/span>Prekybos centre “Kaufman” i\u0161kabinti skelbimai su lietuvi\u0161ku tekstu: “Gerbiami pirk\u0117jai, pra\u0161ome dar\u017eoves ir vaisius sverti ant kontrolini\u0173 svarstykli\u0173”. Jeigu koks nors tekstas lenki\u0161kai pasirodyt\u0173 m\u016bs\u0173 “Maximose”, valstybin\u0117s kalbos sargybiniai i\u0161prot\u0117t\u0173. Bet Augustave atitinkamo lenki\u0161ko teksto n\u0117ra. Ne tod\u0117l, kad tik lietuviai ne\u017eino, kaip pasverti <\/span>morkas ir obuolius. O tod\u0117l, kad lenkai didesn\u0117se parduotuv\u0117se pasirodyti nedr\u012fsta. <\/span>Na, vienas kitas nelaim\u0117lis pasitaiko. Antai slenka kolona vi\u0161tomis, de\u0161romis ir aliejaus kanistrais u\u017etaisyti konteineriai, kuri\u0173 rankenas it kulkosvaid\u017eio stovus gniau\u017eia tvirtos valstieti\u0161kos lietuvi\u0173 rankos. <\/span>O tarp perkraut\u0173 ve\u017eim\u0173 prie kasos bando prisibrauti vietin\u0117 bobul\u0117 ciocia Juzefa su pieno pakeliu ir bulvi\u0173 mai\u0161eliu. <\/span>“Cholera litewska”, \u2013 \u0161aukia bobul\u0117, bet m\u016bsi\u0161kiams n\u0117 motais, atskrieja suvalkieti\u0161kas karo \u0161\u016bkis “blietj”! <\/span>Visos aik\u0161t\u0117s aplink prekybos centrus u\u017estatytos plieniniais \u017eirgais su lietuvi\u0161kais numeriais. Su likimu susitaik\u0117 jauni lenkai\u010diai, it nuolank\u016bs tarnai, po valytuvais kai\u0161ioja lietuvi\u0161kai para\u0161ytus reklaminius prospektus, si\u016blan\u010dius Augustave \u012fsigyti pigi\u0173 santechnikos ir interjero preki\u0173. Kaip greitai lietuvi\u0161kai i\u0161moko, pataikauja. Ogi ne tokiais
\nginklais kariavome u\u017e balti\u0161k\u0105j\u0105 erdv\u0119. Ne kard\u0105, knyg\u0105 ar kankles, o lenki\u0161k\u0105 de\u0161r\u0105 \u012f rankas reik\u0117jo paimti. Keista tik tai, kad pardav\u0117jos lenk\u0117s labai vangiai mokosi lietuvi\u0161kai. \u012e kavinuk\u0119 Augustavo aik\u0161t\u0117je u\u017esukusi kari\u016bn\u0117 kauniet\u0117 rodo riebiu pir\u0161tu \u012f pyragait\u012f ir \u0161aukia “kawy i pyragiego”, o padav\u0117ja mekena: “co takiego, co takiego?” <\/span>Pasigirsta bals\u0173, es\u0105 Lenkijos parduotuves siaubiantys lietuviai taip skatina svetimos \u0161alies
\nekonomik\u0105, o sav\u0105j\u0105 skurdina. Ta\u010diau kiekviena imperin\u0117 misija reikalauja savi\u0161ki\u0173 auk\u0173. Po Napoleono Bonaparto \u017eygi\u0173 Pranc\u016bzijos i\u017edas buvo tu\u0161\u010dias kaip “Snaig\u0117s” darbininko pinigin\u0117, bet u\u017etat pus\u0117 pasaulio klaikiai bijojo pranc\u016bz\u0173 kelis de\u0161imtme\u010dius. <\/span>Tad dreb\u0117k, Polonija, lietuvis pirk\u0117jas kyla \u012f lemiam\u0105 m\u016b\u0161\u012f u\u017e Jotvos \u017eem\u0119, jetitvaitatj!<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Paimta i\u0161 interneto: Lietuvi\u0173 prekybin\u0117 invazija \u012f Ryt\u0173 Lenkij\u0105 vyksta jau kelintas m\u0117nuo, o \u0161i\u0173 met\u0173 kovo 11-j\u0105, m\u016bs\u0173 tautai \u0161vent\u0105 dien\u0105, u\u017evir\u0117 \u012fnirtingas m\u016b\u0161is.T\u016bkstan\u010diai zlotais ginkluot\u0173 lietuvi\u0173 kar\u017eygi\u0173 patrauk\u0117 atlietuvinti istorin\u0117s Jotvingi\u0173 \u017eem\u0117s. Lengvoji Marijampol\u0117s folksvagen\u0173 kavalerija jau septint\u0105 … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[467],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-67","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-kita"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/tomas.ring.lt\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/67","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/tomas.ring.lt\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/tomas.ring.lt\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/tomas.ring.lt\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/tomas.ring.lt\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=67"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/tomas.ring.lt\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/67\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":93,"href":"http:\/\/tomas.ring.lt\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/67\/revisions\/93"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/tomas.ring.lt\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=67"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/tomas.ring.lt\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=67"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/tomas.ring.lt\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=67"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}