{"id":1677,"date":"2014-02-21T14:18:36","date_gmt":"2014-02-21T12:18:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/tomas.ring.lt\/blog\/?p=1677"},"modified":"2014-02-21T14:18:36","modified_gmt":"2014-02-21T12:18:36","slug":"apie-volodia","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/tomas.ring.lt\/blog\/2014\/02\/apie-volodia\/","title":{"rendered":"Apie Volodi\u0105"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/tomas.ring.lt\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/02\/volodia.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter  wp-image-1678\" alt=\"volodia\" src=\"http:\/\/tomas.ring.lt\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/02\/volodia.jpg\" width=\"359\" height=\"240\" srcset=\"http:\/\/tomas.ring.lt\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/02\/volodia.jpg 598w, http:\/\/tomas.ring.lt\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/02\/volodia-300x200.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 359px) 100vw, 359px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: right;\">Autorius: <a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/vytasmat\">Vytautas<\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Putino Rusija yra kaip tas girtas marozas i\u0161 kitos sovietinio daugiabu\u010dio laiptin\u0117s. Pavadinkim j\u012f Volodia. Jis ne\u0161ioja j\u016breivi\u0161k\u0105 maikut\u0119, kepur\u0119 su tarybine \u017evaig\u017ede ir nuolat \u0161iek tiek smirda pigiu \u0161napsu.<\/p>\n<p>Volodios kaimynai yra labai \u012fvair\u016bs \u017emon\u0117s &#8211; vieni gyvena pras\u010diau, kiti geriau, o kai kurie net pasidar\u0117 euroremont\u0105. Visus juos vienija faktas, kad ka\u017ekada tur\u0117jo ry\u0161i\u0173 su Volodia.<\/p>\n<p>\u0160velniai tariant, Volodia visus yra lengvai u\u017epis\u0119s d\u0117l savo bajeri\u0173, kuri\u0173, anot legendos, sveiku protu nesuvoksi. Girtas Volodia m\u0117gsta par\u0117kaut ant kaimyn\u0173, nueiti \u012f j\u0173 butus ir prad\u0117t ai\u0161kint, kokia spalva da\u017eyti sienas ar kok\u012f virdul\u012f reik\u0117t\u0173 pirkti. Kai Volodiai yra pasi\u016bloma eiti velniop ir r\u016bpintis byran\u010diu tinku savo bute, Volodia pradeda ai\u0161kinti, jog kaimyno sienos yra strateginis interesas arba gr\u0117sm\u0117 Volodios saugumui.<\/p>\n<p>Dar girtas Volodia m\u0117gsta par\u0117kauti per lang\u0105 ant namo gr\u012f\u017etan\u010di\u0173 kaimyn\u0173, ypa\u010d, jei jie eina ne vieni. Volodia yra \u012fsitikin\u0119s, jog turi moralin\u0119 teis\u0119 spr\u0119sti u\u017e savo kaimynus, kas su kuo turi bi\u010diuliautis. Dar Volodia m\u0117gsta savo namuose daryt grandiozinius balius, kuriuose yra SO\u010cIAI ikr\u0173 ir konjako. Da\u017eniausiai pador\u016bs \u017emon\u0117s pas Volodi\u0105 neina, ta\u010diau ten visada i\u0161vysi priedurni\u0173 i\u0161 kit\u0173 laiptini\u0173, Sirijos arba Baltarusijos.<\/p>\n<p>Kai Volodia b\u016bna ypatingai girtas, jis m\u0117gsta i\u0161spirti kokio kaimyno duris, i\u0161dau\u017eyt indus, baldus ir nusilengvinti viduryje kambario. Taip, anot Volodios, jis taikiai ginasi.<\/p>\n<p>Ir \u0161iaip jau Volodzka b\u016bt\u0173 seniai gav\u0119s \u012f snuk\u012f arba sed\u0117j\u0119s kal\u0117jime, jei ne viena reik\u0161minga aplinkyb\u0117. Atsitiktinumo d\u0117ka Volodios bute yra radiatorius, kur\u012f u\u017esukus \u0161als visa laiptin\u0117. Taip girtasis Volodia ir terorizuoja kaimynus, kurie tokius bajerius ken\u010dia sukand\u0119 dantis.<\/p>\n<p>Bet i\u0161 tikr\u0173j\u0173 labiausiai ken\u010dia ne kaimynai, o Volodzios \u0161eima. J\u0105 jis girtas spardo stipriausiai ir marina pusbad\u017eiu prirakin\u0119s prie to paties radiatoriaus.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Autorius: Vytautas Putino Rusija yra kaip tas girtas marozas i\u0161 kitos sovietinio daugiabu\u010dio laiptin\u0117s. Pavadinkim j\u012f Volodia. Jis ne\u0161ioja j\u016breivi\u0161k\u0105 maikut\u0119, kepur\u0119 su tarybine \u017evaig\u017ede ir nuolat \u0161iek tiek smirda pigiu \u0161napsu. Volodios kaimynai yra labai \u012fvair\u016bs \u017emon\u0117s &#8211; vieni &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/tomas.ring.lt\/blog\/2014\/02\/apie-volodia\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[467],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1677","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-kita"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/tomas.ring.lt\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1677","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/tomas.ring.lt\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/tomas.ring.lt\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/tomas.ring.lt\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/tomas.ring.lt\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1677"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/tomas.ring.lt\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1677\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1679,"href":"http:\/\/tomas.ring.lt\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1677\/revisions\/1679"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/tomas.ring.lt\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1677"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/tomas.ring.lt\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1677"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/tomas.ring.lt\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1677"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}